SUPREME COURT OVERTURNS GORE’S ENDORSEMENT OF DEAN
Transfers Nod to Bush in 5-4 Decision
Just moments after former Vice President Al Gore endorsed former Vermont Governor Howard Dean for President in Harlem yesterday, the Supreme Court overturned his endorsement by a 5-4 margin.
The Court, finding the former Vice President's endorsement of Mr. Dean unconstitutional, transferred his endorsement to President George W. Bush instead.
Writing for the majority, Chief Justice William Rehnquist said, "There's really no explanation necessary – we're the Supreme Court, and if you don't like it, you can stick it where the moon don't shine."
While some Democrats howled that the Court was inappropriately politicizing itself with its controversial decision, Mr. Gore accepted the ruling, saying, "After four minutes of partisan wrangling over this matter, it is time for us to move on."
Read the full (funny) story from Borowitz Report.com.
