The House Majority Leader has been indicted.
The Senate Majority Leader has been subpoenaed.
The White House is under investigation for playing politics with nation security.
Who can the Republicans turn to in their hour of need?
You guessed it: the man who told his wife he wanted a divorce while she was undergoing chemotherapy and later had an affair with a subordinate and was forced to resign his office in disgrace.
Our only problem is the other party doesn’t seem to have a leader to offer.