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Friday, May 20, 2011

Bedtime Prayer For the Rapture / End of The World

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep,

If I'm raptured up before I wake,

I pray the Lord brings along my family and iPad.

If I'm Left Behind with the heathens,

I pray we pass a single payer health care plan.

Amen. 

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Posted on Friday, May 20, 2011 at 23:25 in Current Affairs, Religion |

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